Berry “Leftward Curve” McCockiner
@BerryLeftward
Black ops II Developer. Creator of the Belgian Whites. 2003 Hazing Hall of Fame Inductee. Guinness World Record Holder (Don’t worry about it).
I remember my first time watching The Dirt. Shrink whatever the fuck this is. Tongue thing has to be gay. @txstpikapps #PresidentBTW #Shrink
“Yo spring break flick point at the cam” -Lineup full of sperm swappers . Great job fellas, keep it up 🤙. #NoBuns #SECCouldNever #GreekByChanceGayByChoice #Spreak #Shrink
Louis bag plays. Cougar status plays. Face card plays. Misspelling Hawk Tuah does not play. In conclusion we’re going for it, it’s 1st and 10 and she gave me the ball in the red zone. #HingeSuperiority
Hate everything about this. The boy in the striped pajama shirt. The first grader DJ setup. The frio lite. The slight touch of Down syndrome. Don’t get me started on the mohawk/mullet crossover. None of this plays. #ShrinkOffCampus
Woke up hung tits this Wednesday Morning. Only thing that could possibly fix me is some form of soup and a filfthy blowie. But I guess I’ll settle for sink water and a self-handy. #ThatWontPlay
United States Trends
- 1. Good Saturday N/A
- 2. Jose Ramirez N/A
- 3. #Caturday N/A
- 4. #saturdaymorning N/A
- 5. Gigi N/A
- 6. #วิวาห์ปฐพีตอนที่1 N/A
- 7. WELCOME TO OUR FARM N/A
- 8. Nunes N/A
- 9. "Discombobulator" N/A
- 10. #SaturdayVibes N/A
- 11. Governor Carney N/A
- 12. Jim Jones N/A
- 13. West Ham N/A
- 14. Marmoush N/A
- 15. Sunderland N/A
- 16. Neptunes N/A
- 17. Rod Stewart N/A
- 18. #WinterStorm N/A
- 19. Pharrell N/A
- 20. St. Francis de Sales N/A
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