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Started from the bottom, now we're at the Betch Castle

The batteries in our smoke alarms have decided to revolt. There is a chorus of random beeping all around the Betch castle this morning


They said to get involved in college but the only membership program I belong to is Hazels.


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GET THE BETCH CASTLE TO MTV. @MTV it's for your own good.


Every time I get close to finishing a drink I order another one. That way I'm never empty handed 🍻


The only thing I have to be proud of: knowing all of the words to colt 45 #winning


If anyone felt personally victimized by any of our drunken decisions last night please direct message me. #tequila


I'll have the Penne Vodka, hold the Penne.


Who is this "Surgeon General" and why is he so bossy?


I asked for sizzurp at the walrus but they didn't think it was as funny as I did.


I already hate tomorrow.


It's 2am and half the betch castle is still up... Not bc we are getting kicked out of absinthe, but bc we are writing papers #mustbefinals


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BUCKETS! Askia Booker hits a LONG, contested, running three and Colorado beats No. 6 Kansas 75-72.


What is the protocol on marrying your 2nd cousin?


Boulder is a ghost town


Doing a walk of shame home with your best friend is the definition of a bonding moment. #weneedhelp


I don't care if his car has a hemi. The real question is... Does his dick have a hemi?


You didn't milk the cow if you didn't see the nipple, know what I mean? #truth #wordsofwisdom


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