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@BetchesBeBasic

Unfortunate dialogue of the utmost basic in real time.

Summer is almost over....


When you have $4.56 in your account instead of $0.56


"The bar closes in 5 min." Me:


"We need to talk..." Me:


"You have been invited to a LuLa Roe Online Party"


Fb message: "Hey girl! I am selling LipSense-" Me:


"My mom just bought me a new car for my 16th birthday!" My first car:


When you remembered to clear your history


"The Game of Thrones is the best show on television." Me:


Another friend is engaged! Me:


When he slips it in the wrong hole


When he shits the bed AGAIN!


Cracker Barrel Waitress: "Do you want grits with that?" Me:


*Mr Brightside comes on


Spent 4 hours today looking at Buzzfeed videos


When they say they are in a band


Sup bitches. I'm back.


“I would cry if someone did this for me ”


Is it baseball season yet?


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