BEETLEJUICE
@BetelG3use
YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE! Parody account of Alex Brightman's Beetlejuice LAWRENCE BETELGEUSE SHOGGOTH The writer is aged 19
𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙎𝙐𝘾𝙃 𝘼 𝘽𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝘿𝙀𝙋𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘼𝙇.
Engagement bait time 🐛
[Pinned!]
"Oh! so you are uncultured alrighty! I am a demon, I was born in hell and I have my own musical!"
"IF YOU DIE DURING THE MACYS THANKSGIVING PARADE THE BALLOONS WILL NOT STOP!" //ADMIN IS NOT FROM THE USA BUT HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE.//
I'll have you know I am very popular I got nominated for a tony award!
I am VERY lonely I also have no friends absolutely not my fault I've only threatened like 2 families nothing THAT bad!
"It's my middle name actually my first name is Lawrence."
"THE BUGDRINK WORD! You said it three times in a row."
Well, you just said my name!
"HELLO! YOU SUMMONED ME FOR SOMETHING RIIIIGHTTT??!
"HEEEELLLLOOOOO!!"
I did threaten to kill Lydia's family that one time compared to me he's a saint.
"FUCK YOU! PEOPLE THINK I'M NICE CUZ OF YOU NOW! YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT PRICK CARTOON ME!"
FUCK YOU!!!
@BetelG3use "...Fuck you--You made me look like a clown! YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE KEEP ASKIN' ME TO SING THOSE STUPID SONGS YOU FUCKIN' LOSER! OH BOOHOO YOUR MOMMY DOESN'T LOVE YA--!!!"
ew.
"Hello Peter!"
Alriiiight! Been gone for a bit, let's hope things haven't changed too much! ...Oh, who am I kiddin'. It's gonna be a completely different place from when I left. Stupid writer and his non-existent motivation to write more than one character.
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