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relax.

folks gotta understand that the ~5-10% of the voter base that is willing to swap votes for an election legit do it based on vibes and vagaries. it is what it is. get ur pr game up.

Andrew Schulz voted for Donald Trump and is now turning on him: "He’s doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for." “Everything he campaigned on I believe he wanted to do, and now he’s doing the exact opposite thing of every single f*cking thing. There’ll be people that…

Variety's tweet image. Andrew Schulz voted for Donald Trump and is now turning on him: "He’s doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for."

“Everything he campaigned on I believe he wanted to do, and now he’s doing the exact opposite thing of every single f*cking thing. There’ll be people that…


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this will never stop making me laugh

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Rouge the Bat cosplay on a 2005 Casio

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LMFAO

If you don't open your butt cheeks to the water while showering you should be giving out NO type of life advice



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I have been studying Sugoi Japanese culture and language for over 20 years. You clearly have minimal knowledge of what a true appreciator of Japan is like. I talk like this because I am a spiritual Nihonjin. You have NO right to order me around, you Baka Gaijin!

SephirothSword_'s tweet image. I have been studying Sugoi Japanese culture and language for over 20 years. You clearly have minimal knowledge of what a true appreciator of Japan is like.

I talk like this because I am a spiritual Nihonjin. You have NO right to order me around, you Baka Gaijin!

stop talking like that 🤬 you’re not Japanese and you’re definitely not an expert in Japanese Culture



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insomnia been beating my ass lately dude

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Dawg


i know serial killers today are mad asf lookin back at the shit that was going on in the 70s. no dna. police half-retrded. mfs used to get away with ANYTHING


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One of my old co workers who was a lesbian when she left is back and she’s pregnant. I’m thinking she just got inseminated but she said she cheated with a man so her and her girl broke up. I said “damn girl you was sneak dickin?!” Jokingly and now she telling HR on me SMH.


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Slider dog - Hot dog, mac n cheese, crispy onions and fruit loops at @cleguardians 💵 $11 (£8.33) ⚾️

SportScran's tweet image. Slider dog - Hot dog, mac n cheese, crispy onions and fruit loops at @cleguardians 

💵 $11 (£8.33) ⚾️

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NIGGA HE JUST RAN THROUGH THE GLASS IM CRYING

Dude why did he run out of it like a fnaf animatronic 😭😭



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