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Today is extra large, because X took that L today.


i swear to god pedro pascal plays the same character in everything he’s in. even in narcos he spends half the time babysitting his little white boy partner


my diet and nutrition is so horribly mismanaged that i get light-headed every time i laugh too hard


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uh huh

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Tag two blokes who do fuck all


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i be sexting like "elaborate🤨"


“love you too” bro im such a fucking idiot


i havent watched gt or jeopardy in fucking ages but matpat becoming the new host just sounds like its meant to be #whoismatpat

This individual has applied science and theatre over the last 10yrs to build a network of 3 YouTube channels, a consulting team, and a YouTube premium show, encouraging his audience to examine pop culture through a scientific lense. @Jeopardy @MatPatGT #WHOISMATPAT



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hey @NICKIMINAJ i just turned 19! can I get a shout out!?

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dresses … but theyre sewn. .. to fit.. . male bodies…


fuck capitalism fuck communism fuck socialism i want an economy where everything costs $10


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Think about me when you’re dreaming tonight. Also be sure to leave a like and subscribe. Thanks


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Fighting for my goddamn life today.

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what movie would you like to listen to while we stare at our phones


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Twitch streaming is blue collar


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Nice everything bagel. It would be a shame if someone 360 cumshotted it.


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Wypipo how did y’all get Dick from Richard? Like how is that a nick name?


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did you know that jesus was crucified bc everyone thought he was an imposter of the messiah... ig everyone thought he was too jeSUS 😳


youve had a pet fish for a while to try n give u a reason to get outta bed but ofc it didnt work out. you dont wanna take any time outta ur day to bury him so u flush him down the toilet. few hours later ur tryna piss n you find his skeleton picked clean floating on the surface😳


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