Outlaw Biker Humor
@BikerHumor
Jokes taken from old issues of Outlaw Biker magazine. NSFW. Unofficial. No rights claimed and not affiliated with Outlaw Biker or Tattoo Media Ink.
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A dude got pulled over for going the wrong way on a one-way street. "Didn't you see the arrows?", demanded the traffic cop. "Arrows? Fuck. I didn't even see the Indians."
Two riding buddies were at the bar. "How's your new job at the plant?" one asked. "It's shit, I'm never going back there," he answered. "Why not?" "Lots of reasons," he replied. "The filth, shoddy workmanship, drinking, foul language... They just couldn't keep up with me."
Q: Why did the rubber cross the road? A: It got pissed off.
A biker's daughter was on the couch necking hot & heavy with her boyfriend. She stopped when she heard the late show coming on the TV. "My dad has a hobby of taking things apart to find out why they don't go," she gasped. "So what?" panted her horny guy. "So, you'd better go."
A brother met his attorney and while reviewing his will, the dude said to his attorney, "I guess this makes me and my son kind of like football players." "How's that?" the lawyer asked. "Well, until I kick off, he doesn't receive."
In a darkened mailroom at a wild office party, a pair of employees were making the most of it. "Oh Mr. Roberts," the curvy secretary sighed, "you never made love to me like this before. Is it because of the holiday spirit?" "No," her partner said, "it's because I'm not Roberts."
The Outlaw Biker Dictionary defines procrastination as a word you've always meant to look up.
Why did God create Adam first? To give him a chance to say something.
A dude is standing in a cemetery - crying and wailing. “Why did you have to die? My life would have been perfect if you’d lived.” A passerby, touched by the biker’s grief said, “I’m sorry for your loss. Was it your mother, your son?” “Nah, it was my ol’ lady’s first husband.”
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