BillyRayCockus's profile picture. Aspiring jack-of-all-trades. Addicted to your mother's breakfast foods and classy nature. Tattooed and bearded for your mother’s pleasure.

Billy Ray Cockus

@BillyRayCockus

Aspiring jack-of-all-trades. Addicted to your mother's breakfast foods and classy nature. Tattooed and bearded for your mother’s pleasure.

Pinned

Just in case you forgot.

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Make America great again. Put carcinogens back in cigarettes.


Cucumber Lime is the SUPERIOR Gatorade. Fight me.


Fucked around and ate gas station fried fish. Am I finna die?


Yall worried about the election results while I'm over here having a panic attack because wtf is yolk and why is it called that


There's a certain breed of person that goes to Rick's Market on the regular


Fruit punch Caprisun tastes like the color red


This guy looks like he enjoys cocaine, Koe Wetzel, and big tittied goth women.


Fuck you, maybe I don't want to be saved


Don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was hard.


This guy is about as useful as shitting in my own hands and clapping.


The world needs more late night barbers.


Tell your mom she can toque macaque.

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About to take a grippy sock vacation


Are the Paw Patrol all sanctioned government officials? Or are they impersonating officers?


Going to adopt a street under the name "Bopha Desnuts".


There I was, barbecue sauce all on my titties.


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*girlfriend

Having a pet is basically just asking "how did you get so cute?" followed by "why are you wet?" 6 or 7 times a day.



You ever get the shit shivers?


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