William Sparknotes
@BillySparknotes
I have been transported to 2013 to find that all my writing has been replaced by sparknotes. Oh how the world has changed...
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Back in my day people did love everyone Today people fear everyone
Back in my day people told everyone they loved them Today people say it to no one for fear of commitment
Back in my day men woke up and broke fast. Today they break bad.
Back in my day they built castles for royalty to live in. Today they build golden arches for everyone to drive through.
Back in my day artists only made something they believed in. Today they'll make anything they believe will make money.
Back in my day people slept when it was dark. Today people sleep through the entire morning.
Back in my day people took a map, flashlight, and a compass on long journeys. Today they have all of this and more on this crazy device.
Back in my day when you needed someone you walked to their house Today when you need someone you press buttons on this crazy device
Back in my day children played with a ball outside with friends Today they play alone inside with a screen
Back in my day people with power wore colorful extravagant clothing Today they all wear plain black suits
Back in my day students took the time to read and learn from past thinkers Today they don't have the time so they read short summaries
Back in my day when a boy liked a girl he spent the time write her a poem Today he spends the money to buy her a gift
Back in my day people committed to a job until they were finished Today they quit the moment they begin to struggle and find a new job
Back in my day Apples were sold by families to their neighbors and friends. Today they are sold by one giant company to the entire world.
Back in my day people searched through libraries of books to learn about the world. Today they use only one book, and it only shows faces.
Back in my day all businesses were small businesses Today there are companies the size of countries
Back in my day men made money by lifting heavy objects Today men pay clubs to allow them to lift their heavy weights
Back in my day the king wore a crown. Today he wears a headband.
Back in my day people wrote poetry that filled books Today they write poetry that fits tweets
Back in my day people bought food from neighbors Today they buy it from other countries
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