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Waitttt. I just realized. Zohran’s wife can run…


This news probably sucks if you care or are 14

Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and…

RockstarGames's tweet image. Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and…


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First hinge match mayor

OrganizerMemes's tweet image. First hinge match mayor

It worked! 🌹 🌊

brb, flying from Seattle to NYC to vote for @ZohranKMamdani



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Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election. #DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET Follow live results on our website.

DecisionDeskHQ's tweet image. Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election.

#DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET

Follow live results on our website.

brb, flying from Seattle to NYC to vote for @ZohranKMamdani


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“are you ok” no the sun set at 5 today


Your 30s are for getting absolutely over excited for a new comforter set


OUCH 🫠

“Halloween dont feel the same” idk maybe it’s because your 32



I enjoy silence & money

Being 30 without any kids is crazy.



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We're so close to "let's circle back next year" season I can taste it.


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babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”


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Just reminding everyone that “antifa” is short for “anti-fascist.” If you aren’t anti-fascist, you are pro-fascism.

BREAKING: Trump signs executive order designating Antifa a terrorist organization



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For those who may need this message today.


Why am I no longer getting carded at breweries? Is it my mustache? Is it my few grey hairs? DO I LOOK OLD? CARD ME


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I can’t believe we’re in 2025, and people still couldn’t give one single shit about if disabled people live or die


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A Bug's Life (1998) radicalized me


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Thinking about her big ol butt


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But what if this was three parked cars instead?

the_transit_guy's tweet image. But what if this was three parked cars instead?

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