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Real tweets from bitizens of tiny tower

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.


I signed up for my company’s 401k but I don’t think I can run that far.


When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.


Wearing my best outfit today, totally turning some heads.


If I’m not back in 5 minutes... wait longer!


I, for one, like Roman numerals.


It’s a (tourist) trap!


Today’s workshop on how to cope with disappointment has been canceled.


We need more goats.


Don’t panic!


My “resume” is just a VHS of me doing karate for 38 minutes.


Did you just feel that? Spooky.


What is the phobia of chainsaws called?


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