Blake S. Bratcher
@BlakeBratcher
whatever, I’m getting cheese fries
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While I respect those who feel horny towards Adam Scott, he reminds me of a high school math teacher whose class would be hard but fair. Ultimately, I’d get a B but I know deep down he was tickled by my zany personality and understood that my real strength was in language arts
homophobia sucks but I really miss being called a “gaywad.”
Love trying to book an @Airbnb with my bf in Dallas and having this be the first response to our booking. 🙃
Didn’t have time to get my brows done before the Gaga concert in LA this weekend. In other news, I am no longer homosexual.
I’m a big bitch and still absolutely agree. Brunch and dinner. Next question.
fine I’ll say it, lunch is the most annoying meal of the day. there are no clear guidelines and the options are mostly boring
BREAKING: Clarence Thomas just filed a concurring opinion to Dobbs calling for the court to consider overturning the right to contraception, same-sex marriage, and privacy in the bedroom.
Get fucked. Get F - U - C - K - E - D, lady. And fuck your stupid fucking guns, too.
Our nation needs to take a serious look at the state of mental health today. Sometimes meds can be the problem. America is failing our youngest generations from decades of rejecting good moral values and teachings. We don’t need more gun control. We need to return to God.
NEW: Amid outcry following the Roe decision, Clarence Thomas condemns those who seek to “bully” government institutions into delivering the outcome that they want. As a reminder, his wife was in DC on January 6 seeking to bully Congress into delivering the outcome she wanted.
“…you’re looking at a winter of severe illness and death for yourselves, your families…” DRAG 👏 HER 👏 White House giving Omicron the villain edit of the season and I’m here for it.
I almost never call anything or anyone “stupid.” This is stupid.
Here’s a list of terms & subjects Republican lawmakers would like to ban in all Wisconsin classrooms:
next Halloween I’m going as that hot person who is constantly announcing that someone is using their pictures on Grindr again.
I’ve already scheduled a week off for later this fall to prepare for the depressive spiral this album will send me on.
Ready to do a podcast where I just visit places and review the air conditioning.
Me: wow he thinks I’m cute Trader Joe’s cashier: damn this bitch eats a lot of cheese
Patiently waiting
Literally all gay men know each other. You can’t tell me any different. We’re not arguing about this.
Reading comments on a Facebook post of my childhood school district announcing a mask mandate……. …..worms for brains. No, Kelly, this is not “child abuse,” nor is it a form of “grooming” for “future brainwashing.” Really? Stick to your MLM. Holy shit.
“lollapalooza cancelled dababy” sorry i don’t speak italian
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