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Blake G Baldassari

@BlakeGordonB

#baws

Why do we put a napkin in our laps? Bring bibs back.


Had a dream that I was honking at @PostMalone on West End cuz he was on a kid's Big Wheel playing guitar in the road. I turned around and we went to brunch somewhere.


Car companies. Make a setting that just gets rid of the inside forg. @mitsucars @Subaru @Honda @Toyota I know you've got the ♨️ button but that don't mean shit when you're in Nashville


One of the scariest things to me is a closed door at night with light leaking in around it


Well I guess since nobody else cares...where the fuck Florence and the Machine at?? #florenceandthemachine



I'm having a fantastic time in Europe except for... @CapitalOne fucking sucks. Eno help is the most useless piece of shit AI bot I've ever encountered. And how fucking long does it take to process a payment? #capitaloneclassaction


Brooks and Dunn are up there in the best I've seen.


"Rhysand, you are using too much of you magic. You have to let us help!" "Feyre, I must protect Velaris from King Trump's tariffs." #TrumpTariffs #ACOTR #ACOWR #Feyre


It's lovely watching the @Tesla drivers hey cold feet. The Chinese make better electric cars anyways. Sorry Muskypoo


I really hope @ChappellRoan next album is called Allies in Wonderland. Please and thank you. #GRAMMYs #nashville #Baws

BlakeGordonB's tweet image. I really hope @ChappellRoan next album is called Allies in Wonderland. 
Please and thank you.
#GRAMMYs 
#nashville 
#Baws

I had how when you open an app it's like "oh shit" and then loads new stuff in that first split second. Like what, did I walk in on something?


Yeah. Love that they didn't care. Fuckk it. Nashville sold its soul a long time ago. Hopefully I can become one of these people that helps buy it back.

@FOXNashville @Titans WE DONT NEED ANOTHER NEW STADIUM IN NASHVILLE. we're already building the largest Soccer specific stadium. We have a very nice baseball field. Nissan is old but it WORKS and has character. Replace the grass? KISS MY ASS.



Melania finna do it to em. Y'all keep watchin'

BlakeGordonB's tweet image. Melania finna do it to em. Y'all keep watchin'

To call me a conspiracy theorist is wild. I just observe and report based on fucking headlines bro.


I can't stand the Upside Down words hats...


imagine "phone a friend" now, like... Idk that number. Phone back in pocket


What do you call it when you always get a cart with a fucked up wheel at the store?


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