Donovan B Cransworth
@BlitheCynic
What can I say? Even when ya' can control Earth, everything still sucks! Ah well~! [RP; OC; No Credit to take for art]
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Sudden, unprompted reminder that I am both single, and not outright attracted to men!
HEY YOU, JUMP IN THIS RIDE. IT'S REAL NICE AND SLIPPERY INSIDE.
Who's gelato I dunno who that even is why would I wanna hurt 'im???
B-but I ain't even hit the stratosphere yet...
{Doubles the height! and promptly slams his head on a conveniently passing airplane.} ....ow
... Butterfly in the sky, he can go twice as high? ♫
Yeah! See! {SLAMS down boulder; Hops on; Levitating!}
Uhhhh, I guess? Moreso float. I'm lazy, so I kinda just fly around my favorite rock.
I'm allergic ta' death! No seriously, I'd just reincarnate like 5 minutes later.
HUT HUT ONE, HUT HUT TWO, BIG TITTIES, BIG BUTT TOO-- {DESERVINGLY hit by a passing truck!}
Ahem. Ain't ever fucked [NAME], ain't ever fucked [OTHER NAME]. All my life, man, fuck's sake.
Gonna play f'er ya'll the song a' my people. I think. {Ominous_Xylophone.mp3}
Nothin' like kickin' off the day with Prin wisdom! Y'know, it's 'cuz a' her that I realized my middle name was Bacon!
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