BlitheCynic's profile picture. What can I say? Even when ya' can control Earth, everything still sucks! Ah well~! [RP; OC; No Credit to take for art]

Donovan B Cransworth

@BlitheCynic

What can I say? Even when ya' can control Earth, everything still sucks! Ah well~! [RP; OC; No Credit to take for art]

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Sudden, unprompted reminder that I am both single, and not outright attracted to men!


{What's a context? He's clearly eaten it.}


HEY YOU, JUMP IN THIS RIDE. IT'S REAL NICE AND SLIPPERY INSIDE.


Pull up in a monsta'--


Who's gelato I dunno who that even is why would I wanna hurt 'im???


B-but I ain't even hit the stratosphere yet...


{Doubles the height! and promptly slams his head on a conveniently passing airplane.} ....ow


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... Butterfly in the sky, he can go twice as high? ♫


Yeah! See! {SLAMS down boulder; Hops on; Levitating!}


Uhhhh, I guess? Moreso float. I'm lazy, so I kinda just fly around my favorite rock.


Nope! I don't think! Just a hobo!


I'm allergic ta' death! No seriously, I'd just reincarnate like 5 minutes later.


HUT HUT ONE, HUT HUT TWO, BIG TITTIES, BIG BUTT TOO-- {DESERVINGLY hit by a passing truck!}


Ahem. Ain't ever fucked [NAME], ain't ever fucked [OTHER NAME]. All my life, man, fuck's sake.


Gonna play f'er ya'll the song a' my people. I think. {Ominous_Xylophone.mp3}


No, silly! It's a confetti bomb! See! {Pulls out another! P O P} :D @TidalTurmoil


{P O P C H E R R Y (shapedconfettibomb) I N @TidalTurmoil'S EAR} ouo


Nothin' like kickin' off the day with Prin wisdom! Y'know, it's 'cuz a' her that I realized my middle name was Bacon!


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