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I’m married, so please stop sending me nudes

NYC is gonna raise a generation of retards


Some historians say the reason westernized people became so successful was because of their perfect environmental setups... and North America had the same setup, but why didn’t the indigenous become a global power as well? Oh ya they were too busy raping and eating one another.


I can now say that I have finished two sticks of chapstick in my life. How many people can say they’ve ever finished one? Ima list that on my resume


In high school you sit alone for 2 mins at lunch waiting for your friends and feel super awkward. As an adult go to lunch and you’re like please nobody sit by me or try to talk to me


It is against marriage laws to watch a show you and your spouse are hooked on without your spouse. No excuses


Love when Pillsbury starts doing their seasonal sugar cookies ❤️


My partner is my best friend


He was sneaky and mean, he’d pin me down with his strong arms and I’d try to fight him, but he’d come inside me. He became a spider in my dreams. Made me want to cry, want to die. I thought I loved him that’s why I didn’t report it.. #WhyIDidntReport


Never take for granted how good a morning dump is


Religion was created by the masses to control our rulers


I hate pitbull, but his “I’m a squirrel looking for a nut” line is top 10 all timer


Keep grinding everyone. Work those crap jobs for the better ones good days will come. I’m in an LSAT prep class rn and a guy that was my Uber driver once is in here too. We’re all grinding for something better but don’t stop. Be the best you possible


Eventually you hit a point in life when 7 am is sleeping in


Gay Mac’s body is money. Shredded


Boy meets world is on Hulu. Everything I want in life


My wife is such an amazing person


We have become so sexualized as a community. Putting way too much emphasis on sexual stuff


Mac miller gone. I’m shook. New album vibes I’ll rock my entire life


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