Go ahead & make fun of me for avoiding grains & sugar, and eating mostly lean protein, veggies & fruit. @NerdFitness !
If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Sometimes, you need a second chance because time wasn't ready for the first one.
Spongebob: "Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good." *Guy opens the door* Patrick: "I love you."
Getting fed up! Is NO one who or how they represent themselves to be???
I make a phenomenal margarita. It's a normal margarita, but with bath salts around the rim of the glass. Really gets the party going.
Need advice... "Engaging" Conversation wp.me/p2tiCz-1d
My cats sleep all day, then run around downstairs all night, making me wake up 6 times a night thinking there's a burglar. Sigh!!!
Madonna demands a brand new toilet seat at every concert venue on every stop of her tour. It must be wrapped in plastic to prove it's new
“@GingerProblems: Are you or somebody you know a ginger? Let us know and we'll tweet the world about how ginger they are." I <3 my red hair!
Amen! :) “@JENNIWOWW: #ItKillsMeWhenPeople wear socks with sandals LOL bit.ly/JWGFASndl RT”
United States トレンド
- 1. Bill Belichick N/A
- 2. Nebraska N/A
- 3. Michigan N/A
- 4. Bill Polian N/A
- 5. #WWENXT N/A
- 6. Hall of Fame N/A
- 7. Brady N/A
- 8. Palat N/A
- 9. Staged N/A
- 10. Rutgers N/A
- 11. #DelcyLaVozDeLaPaz N/A
- 12. Spygate N/A
- 13. HOFer N/A
- 14. #GoBlue N/A
- 15. #TheMaskedSinger N/A
- 16. Rep. Ilhan Omar N/A
- 17. Tillis N/A
- 18. #DelcyPorLaPaz N/A
- 19. Huskers N/A
- 20. Mast N/A
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