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@BluePixel94

God-Empress of Aotearoa, Reptilian enthusiast, Proud developer on the Obligate Project, She/Her, ΘΔ (secret), 18

Fresh water Crocodiles are all Buddhist btw. They told me so


With the ever-growing pile of evidence of more than 700,000 Palestinians murdered at the hands of Israel, reciting the “60,000” figure is tantamount to genocide denial. We cannot continue to allow this downplaying of massacre


At the doctors, a South African patient was chastising a doctor for saying his name wrong, citing “It’s Coen not Cohen, I’m not a bloody Jew”. Truly gods most racist creations


My beautiful wife has made this me and him @clynuts

BluePixel94's tweet image. My beautiful wife has made this me and him @clynuts

Petting my wife’s Chud cat with a stupid brush glove

BluePixel94's tweet image. Petting my wife’s Chud cat with a stupid brush glove

Local transgender tries lipstick, more at 4

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They should invent a wife who doesn’t leave you alone for long periods for stupid reasons like “University” or “Living an hour away”


Stupid Chud night. Fell asleep too early and missed out on talking with my beautiful wife


I’m afraid I may be a performative bush lover, for purely practical reasons. Hair in mouth bad. So much hair in mouth. I am not designed to digest hair, it should not be in mouth.


I love my wife <3


My goat will never be washed -extremely exasperated farmer lamenting his difficulty in maintaining the cleanliness of his livestock


The struggle of gaining weight with a paralysed stomach


DUDE everyone’s gotta date someone with a Thai mother, the food is DELICIOUS


I’m so stupidly attached to these dumb fucking horses I may actually cry if Jovial doesn’t lock the fuck in #horseracetests


The lord god commands you to get fatter


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I still think cops planted that shit on him and that Luigi is being framed btw


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Just found out my shaving razor handle vibrates???


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