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not gonna put too much pressure on u guys but i think some of u need to clean ur microwave. u don’t have to do it tonight but i’d do it in the next few days
This is wildly untrue. Not even close. (It’s heart disease, if you’re interested. Followed by cancer. Followed by COVID.)
Behold the man upon a cross My sin upon His shoulders Ashamed, I hear my mocking voice Call out among the scoffers It was my sin that held Him there Until it was accomplished His dying breath has brought me life I know that it is finished
It’s hard to relate with Euphoria because at my high school we had Drive Your Tractor to School Day
The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.
ATTENTION PLEASE‼️‼️ Hey everybody , my little cousin Aniyah is MISSING ! she’s around 5’1/5’2 & she’s only 14. She was last seen last night around 8:00 pm on REDAN RD. She was wearing these Christmas pants & a grey sweater. SHE IS NOT FROM GEORGIA 🥺 & she doesn’t know anyone
I’m on call this Christmas, but my dad registered as a “student shadower” so that he could spend part of the holiday with me. 😊
Betty White turns 100 on Jan. 17 and is inviting fans to celebrate with her in a special movie event called "Betty White: 100 Years Young — A Birthday Celebration." cnn.it/3dUEn0B
Betty White’s 100th Birthday Celebration Is Coming to Theaters variety.com/2021/film/news…
My student loan payments start on January 31st 2022, even though I have already made plans to suddenly go missing on the 30th
The Omnicron variant is just another example of how COVID will be prolonged if rich nations and Big Pharma keep blocking vaccine distribution.
girls don’t want a boyfriend girls want the $600 dyson cordless stick vacuum
The government decided to let robocall scammers completely overwhelm our telephone system to the point where it’s basically unusable and no elected official seems to care.
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