number one spot by ludacris (austin powers song)
@BootstrapPuller
single. I may be a woke moralist but at least I’m not a broke pooralist #real.
You might like
lesbian with an oral fixation she don’t smoke cigs she sucks edamames out the pod
me when i move to new york: new york, new me
being a parent makes you lowkey more selfish contrary to popular belief you just rationalize it as “protecting my family” like that isnt lowky just the same thing. if i bought out all th food in a emergency situation im not gona be on some “dont get mad its for my kids” type shit
okay now tell me if this is such a fucking issue how he gut up that high in the first place??
my ideal boyfriend is a disciplined man, he dares to never drive more than 10 miles above the speed limit. my ideal girlfriend is similarly disciplined, she is determined to always remember that she is beautiful even when the world tells her she is not .
the scratch on this jeep make it look like their rocky mountain sticker was smoking a dab pen imho
whenever i see a restroom sign telling me what im not allowed to do i assume there is a camera in there and i go onto their facebook page and their yelp and i tell as many people as i can that i found a video camera filming me in the restroom and its mostly small businesses tbh
bro talking about duke ellington on this criterion dvd supplement looks like he’s about to die. bro! his soul keeps leaving his body but he sucks it back in before it’s too late! bro needs it to be known that the echo of jimmy stewart’s voice is as magical as duke’s wicked piano
when you are fat and try to have aura this is essentially what it ends up feeling like but it’s chill i’ve made peace with it and started rocking with lola. the transition at :04 is very important to me now
girl i can be anything you want me to be except gay which im not
*guy trying to capitalize on sexual abuse for likes voice* guys….. sia wasn’t being a pathetic leach vying for attention by joking about the biggest artist in the world….. she wanted us to know the truth….
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary…
*manifesting an ensemble cast of 18 lived-in characters in my head, envisioning the intersecting paths that unites every last one, thinking of the moments the share tovether* me to the producer: you got any aimee man drill type beats
if you are conservative today #buytwiceasmuch
at work all day dreaming of movies. at home after too tired to watch one #mannnnnnnnnn
self immolating because no one is attracted to me. not in protest, but in a last ditch effort to appeal to people-on-fire fetishists
i got advil in my bag (swag)
United States Trends
- 1. Cam Thomas N/A
- 2. Pacers N/A
- 3. Zubac N/A
- 4. Opus 4.6 N/A
- 5. Dizzy N/A
- 6. $AMZN N/A
- 7. Clippers N/A
- 8. Pat Riley N/A
- 9. Mathurin N/A
- 10. Hali N/A
- 11. Blaze Alexander N/A
- 12. Seth Jarvis N/A
- 13. Sankey N/A
- 14. Josh Harris N/A
- 15. Lookman N/A
- 16. Milwaukee N/A
- 17. Phase N/A
- 18. HAZBINTOOZ N/A
- 19. Kawhi N/A
- 20. Shams N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.