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I swear under the stars above and shit in the ground, no vape company knows what a blueberry taste like. More like Poo-Berry bc "Oh Bother" these motherfuckers never seen a damn food pyramid outside of Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure fast food joints will only forget shit in your order when ya pick up for multiple people
Sometimes things don't work, and you're stuck in a shit place. At the very least its a perpetual fart joke to tell yourself.
I'd sooner put Legos in my shoes than eat another half baked dough waffle
New Year. Worked till 6am got home to make myself a waffle n eggs. Power goes out. Lovin 2023 already
One of these days I need to work security at a haunted house with how dead my shifts be
One thing they don't tell you about adulthood often enough, is that children's movies are way better inebriated
If you know what my last tweet was from ull literally buy you a soda
Don't be like these pothead round here. Laughing at nothing n crying at everything.
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