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i fuck shit up, i leave!

Go follow my personal twitter account right NOW. Ill follow back.


Never call a girl fat, even as a joke, because you never know how far she'll go to be the opposite.


RETWEET if you hate hearing the sound of your recorded voice.


Oral sex was illegal in Canada until the year 1969


Finally Summer is here! Tans,Swimming,Shopping,Friends,Late nights,Hot! (: 2012


_____That awkward moment when your "friends" don't invite you to something.


Me and my heart we got issues, don't know if I should hate you or miss you.


Sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents.


I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.


If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.


I hate people who say age is just a number.....Age is clearly a word.


{Cheese is cool no matter how you slice it..


I'm a girl but I rather hang out with guys, because it's less drama.


-here's to the kids who are confused & don't know what to do.


*Don't apologize for something if you're going to keep on doing it.


~Girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you back... marry him.


~ You only have one dick, so you only need one girl.


Sometimes you just gotta say FUCK IT & move on and settle For Better !


I Hate when my sister gets into my own business. #fuckoff #mylife


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