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Pumped for a cheeky bit of @NealPortenza tonight


Every park is a theme park. The theme of my local park: "junkies shooting heroin". The most popular ride: "discarded syringe hopscotch".


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why is it even called a woodchuck if it can't chuck wood? #chuckwood


Womannequin: a female dummy used to model clothing in store windows. #WhereAreTheyNow #IveGotNothingSorry


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Tonight is your last chance to see #OfficeParty at #mfringe. Book your tickets now or miss out on the #partytime

SeeminglyEvil's tweet image. Tonight is your last chance to see #OfficeParty at #mfringe. Book your tickets now or miss out on the #partytime

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Melbourne! Write #Comedy for TV & Film Masterclass this weekend. If you're a #Screenwriter you need this. cheekymonkeycomedy.com/comedy-masterc…


Today is the day Hunters and Collectors make enough in royalties that they can survive until next winter.


We are performing at @_tuxycat tonight for the World's Longest Variety Show! #mfringe It's free! 9pm(ish)


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Come see my SEALY show tonight @melbournefringe #mfringe #absolutecredit

stu_what's tweet image. Come see my SEALY show tonight @melbournefringe #mfringe
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ONE WEEK TO GO!!! Last #mfringe every Boss Octopus show SOLD OUT! We really want to see you there, don't miss out! m.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festiva…


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Melbourne! Go see Boss Octopus at the Fringe. Trust me, very funny, smart comedy. melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festiva… #comedy #Fringe @BossOctopus


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COMEDY WRITING! This weekend, join me to see how to write comedy for Standup, Sketch, Sitcom & Film. cheekymonkeycomedy.com/comedy-masterc… #comedy #writing


See the show @withtimferguson calls "the second funniest thing I've seen", Sir William Taventhall's Château Bordeaux m.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festiva…


Does this whet your appetite for more? bossoctopus.com

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THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE

BossOctopus's tweet image. THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE

What you get for the Rolf Harris that has everything.

BossOctopus's tweet image. What you get for the Rolf Harris that has everything.

Not sure if this is only for Nazis or a creepy boat.

BossOctopus's tweet image. Not sure if this is only for Nazis or a creepy boat.

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RT this tweet for your chance to win a FREE week long Double pass to Comedy Fight Club Vs @GoodBeerWeek.Beer Included

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Definitely check out @maxandivan. Excellent stuff!


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