Ivy Irish
@BrainSnipe
Walking disaster, coffee fiend, lurker, filthy casual, book nerd, crafter, traveler, experimental, wild child, animal lover, furmommy to 3 dogs and a hedgehog.
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@WVStateParks refused to let the Tusing family road access to the Tusing family graveyard 9/15! We were told to rent horses or walk. Including wheelchair bound and elderly people. WV Code §37-13A-1 through - 6 you violated law #justicefortusingfamily
Adventures in pregnancy- I have nicknamed our little dude "the bladder beater", and I'm pretty sure he has a bright future in breakdancing or MMA fighting.
At the end of Ant-Man and the Wasp, I said "aww snap!" Drew glared at me. 😂
I tried Pedialyte for the first time today. Why does it taste like sweaty Gatorade?? On the bright side, my migraine is finally gone after almost 24 hours, two doses of painkillers, peppermint oil, caffeine, water, and a solid 8 hours of sleep.
After years of having a crap TV with only one working HDMI port, I'm surprising Drew with a larger, 4k smart TV for Valentine's day. Ok, it's kind of for me too. 😅 #gothussle
Some days, you feel like you're rocking everything you do. Other days, you feel like you're so utterly useless that you should just go away before everyone starts hating you for being such garbage.
(me, pretty much the moment I get home from anywhere) *whips off bra* *flings in some random direction* *roars victoriously* FREE THE BOOBIES!
Though knowing my luck, I'll forget and end up scaring the crap out of myself, maybe literally! 😂
I just got the best idea! I'm going to take some of the squeakers that the dogs gave mercilessly ripped from their toys and hide them under the toilet seat to scare Drew when he goes to sit down!
Random person online: I'd kill myself if I had double d's! Me: (with DDD's) I didn't choose the jug life - the jug life chose me. I'm probably far more entertained by my quip than anyone else is, and I'm okay with that.
Though, let's be real - with 2 part time jobs, 1 full time job, volunteering, and still being a decent homemaker, there won't be time for sleep!
I have to be up in 2.25 hours for work and I have obtained zero sleep. My body chooses the most inopportune times to act out. 😫
It's probably the NyQuil and general exhaustion, but I can't help but giggle at our new WiFi name. 😅 I set it to "GitOffMahLAN"
Using a squatty potty shall be henceforth known as "being a toilet gargoyle", as decreed by the Dread Empress.
Last night, I got a split lip from an overly enthusiastic two year old. I leaned over to pick him up and he jumped, headbutting me right in the mouth. 😂
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
Something I didn't consider when I decided to get one of those nifty toilet bowl lights - it's rather horrifying to look down and see a deep red glow emanating from down below like your lady bits have become Mount Doom.
I've created monsters. I called out "who wants snuggles?" as I shuffled back down the hall toward the bedroom (since I only got 2 hours of sleep) and all 3 dogs came trotting after me to form a snuggle puddle on the bed. Who am I kidding? I wouldn't have it any other way. 😅
It really is a wonder that Drew understands my Ivyisms. Tonight, it was mercerdooni and dootdoogs (macaroni and hot dogs), and he didn't even bat an eye.
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