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Brandon Bird

@BrandonBird

Melbourne | 27 |

Brandon Bird reposted

Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure”


As a West Coast supporter I’m going to blame Brad Scott for ruining the game and not us just being shit at the moment #AFLPowerEagles


Laura reacts to Eurovision performances like I reacted to Jack Darling playing on from the goal square last week #SBSEurovision #CRO @WestCoastEagles


Ireland looking to be auditioning for PlaySchool #SBSEurovision #IRL


Russia was something else, new gym playlist banger #SBSEurovision


In 7 total years of dating this is the first time living together while Eurovision is on, I have never understood how important it is to my girlfriend. I am in for a treat tonight #SBSEurovision


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#couplegoals. This is the delight i get to look at on a Saturday. A person shooting up another person in their pervic region @stephenjolly99 @YarraCouncil @GabrielledeVie @AnabMoh


I’ve never had to RT something more than this, & I only follow one... @DWyatt24

I follow way to many Carlton supporters. #tiring



Would love a Royal Rumble style entrance from Toby Greene right now. I wonder what his entrance song would be? #AFLDogsGiants


Is it possible to hate Scott Pendlebury?


Good to see the CEO of @sandyzebs putting in the hard yards for @SthYarraFNC tonight on the training track tonight @dcanitz

BrandonBird's tweet image. Good to see the CEO of @sandyzebs putting in the hard yards for @SthYarraFNC tonight on the training track tonight @dcanitz

Dear @StonningtonNews please fix this footpath out the front of 10 Williams Rd by 7pm tonight when I walk home drunk, it’s a hazard!!!

BrandonBird's tweet image. Dear @StonningtonNews please fix this footpath out the front of 10 Williams Rd by 7pm tonight when I walk home drunk, it’s a hazard!!!

Imagine this to an @AFL umpire

Boone's rant to the ump is fantastic.



Bird 2020 - Aldi’s French linen range from $90 will fly off the shelves

Boone's rant to the ump is fantastic.



Brandon Bird reposted

Debut day for Lewis Thorpe. #MNTwins

TwinsPics's tweet image. Debut day for Lewis Thorpe. #MNTwins
TwinsPics's tweet image. Debut day for Lewis Thorpe. #MNTwins
TwinsPics's tweet image. Debut day for Lewis Thorpe. #MNTwins
TwinsPics's tweet image. Debut day for Lewis Thorpe. #MNTwins

Might give @DWyatt24 the unfollow for the week after last nights victory, well done a great victory and a great match @CarltonFC


Would love to hear the soothing tones of Dennis Cometti rather than BT and his opinions on everything but the match at hand #AFLCatsHawks


The fact @gflipmusic only has 4 songs released right now would annoy anyone around me these days, got the same 4 on repeat


PSA: @Gatwick_Airport has @benandjerrys vending machines & being on holidays means I can have ice-cream for breakfast


Brandon Bird reposted

wow more crazy footage coming out of Paris just now


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