BrandonMartinM2's profile picture. I know things I shouldn't. No, not *those* things, it just means I'm occasionally good at quizzes. But maybe from the madness, something beautiful will grow

Brandon Martin-Moore

@BrandonMartinM2

I know things I shouldn't. No, not *those* things, it just means I'm occasionally good at quizzes. But maybe from the madness, something beautiful will grow

Richard Tice has given his expert opinion yet again on SEND, I see. Most of my family and a few of my friends live in his constituency, and I'm proud to say (as far as I know) none of them voted for him


I rarely comment on stuff like this, but what exactly is supposed to be too difficult to understand about this? Seriously underestimating your own child's intelligence like that, shows a lack of confidence

BrandonMartinM2's tweet image. I rarely comment on stuff like this, but what exactly is supposed to be too difficult to understand about this? Seriously underestimating your own child's intelligence like that, shows a lack of confidence

Don't think I'll stay on this app much longer. There's been a very sudden shift towards racist, homophobic, transphobic content. The timing is awfully suspicious.


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Hard to believe it’s been 21 years since this classic: “E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying To Give Out Over The Phone” by Michael Ward

Thinkwert's tweet image. Hard to believe it’s been 21 years since this classic: “E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying To Give Out Over The Phone” by Michael Ward

My dad has a dilemma. Take It, or Leave It? He just needs City-Liverpool to be a draw for the £4.5k

BrandonMartinM2's tweet image. My dad has a dilemma. Take It, or Leave It? He just needs City-Liverpool to be a draw for the £4.5k

Just saw someone wearing one of these T-shirts in a chain pub

BrandonMartinM2's tweet image. Just saw someone wearing one of these T-shirts in a chain pub

A bit tasteless that the top suggested result on the name of a celebrity who recently died of lung cancer is "smoker"


What's the name of the (famous, I hope, so I'm not just describing a random) person who looks like this? Politician/political figure of some sort? Very round face, ginger beard and moustache, usually wears round glasses? Walked past him a few weeks ago, whoever it is.

BrandonMartinM2's tweet image. What's the name of the (famous, I hope, so I'm not just describing a random) person who looks like this? Politician/political figure of some sort? Very round face, ginger beard and moustache, usually wears round glasses? Walked past him a few weeks ago, whoever it is.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cowdenbeath, who play in the fifth tier of Scottish football, have become the first football club to launch season tickets for dogs. The season ticket will cost a one-off payment of £25, and dogs whose owners have purchased one will be given special lanyards and photo ID.

SweeperPod's tweet image. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cowdenbeath, who play in the fifth tier of Scottish football, have become the first football club to launch season tickets for dogs.

The season ticket will cost a one-off payment of £25, and dogs whose owners have purchased one will be given special lanyards and photo ID.
SweeperPod's tweet image. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cowdenbeath, who play in the fifth tier of Scottish football, have become the first football club to launch season tickets for dogs.

The season ticket will cost a one-off payment of £25, and dogs whose owners have purchased one will be given special lanyards and photo ID.
SweeperPod's tweet image. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cowdenbeath, who play in the fifth tier of Scottish football, have become the first football club to launch season tickets for dogs.

The season ticket will cost a one-off payment of £25, and dogs whose owners have purchased one will be given special lanyards and photo ID.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may ask yourself, "Why is my automobile so large? I'd prefer a Mini"


Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF



I'll name my first car the Campmobile

BrandonMartinM2's tweet image. I'll name my first car the Campmobile

Tonight's viewing (or at least the first 45 minutes or so, the rest will have to wait)

BrandonMartinM2's tweet image. Tonight's viewing (or at least the first 45 minutes or so, the rest will have to wait)

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Me when I'm with my besties

TRUMP: THE AUTISM SITUATION IS CRAZY



These nostalgiaslop things are supposed to be relatable to everyone, but this was only true from 1982 (Channel 4 begins) and 1986 (Happy Meals introduced to the UK)

THE OLD DAYS

ColinSpenc4257's tweet image. THE OLD DAYS


And so it's a year since this x.com/BrandonMartinM…

An entire year since we first met @BrandonMartinM2 . Time really has flown, but I’m so very glad it has- because I’ve had so much fun! I look forward to every time I see you. I get so excited, like the giant child I am. I know whenever I’m with you that everything will be ok.



The world's campest hat, feat. the reason I don't usually smile with my mouth open

BrandonMartinM2's tweet image. The world's campest hat, feat. the reason I don't usually smile with my mouth open

Spotify already does this, right? AI is like when a flavour suddenly becomes popular. We don't need matcha-flavoured everything, and we don't need AI

Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT 🎵 • Will personalize music and podcast recommendations • Available on an opt-in basis

CultureCrave's tweet image. Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT 🎵 

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis
CultureCrave's tweet image. Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT 🎵 

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis


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