BreadLineCora's profile picture. Former manager of the Boston Red Sox. Cheater. Will record signs for food. *Parody Account Not Affiliated With @ac13alex*

Bread Line Cora

@BreadLineCora

Former manager of the Boston Red Sox. Cheater. Will record signs for food. *Parody Account Not Affiliated With @ac13alex*

Hey @GerryCallahan. I brought this account out of semi retirement just to tell you that you’re a disloyal asshole. God forbid you put your job on the line when your supposed best friend was getting fucked over. And Greg Hill’s ratings are better. #JudasGerry


Oh no! My good friend @DaleEArnold blocked me! Maybe if I buy him a 20 piece he will forgive me.

BreadLineCora's tweet image. Oh no! My good friend @DaleEArnold blocked me! Maybe if I buy him a 20 piece he will forgive me.

Still at MGM Springfield. @skennedysox can we talk about this?


I’m wandering around MGM Springfield. Hoping the team lets me hang out. But I saw security mercilessly beating a poor blind man and his aid. @BlindMike_ @KirksIntern @kirkminshow @kirkmin @BigSteve207


Well I’m officially fired. Little do these fuckers know I have recorded every one of their crimes. Get ready @RedSox


.@John_W_Henry if you fire me, I will tell the world about the secret alien base under Fenway.


Sam Kennedy Told me to do it.


I have more illegal tapes in my house than Jared Fogle.


Hey everyone! Remember, Robert Kraft had a consensual sexual encounter with a woman who made a choice of her own free will to accept payment for sex. That’s way worse than me cheating to win two World Series trophies! @BostonGlobe @leung right???


Do I still get my pick in the Intern Draft this year? @BostonGlobe @John_W_Henry @leung @Linda_Pizzuti?


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My heart breaks for Chad Finn during these trying times, it really does. #FireCora #FireHenry


The thing I’ll miss most is getting to hang out with @PeteAbe and showing off my cool new sneakers. He’d always get the same pair right after.


Also a big thanks to @LouMerloni for also giving me great blowjobs. Not quite as nice as @Jared_Carrabis or @bradfo, but still great!


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It never fucking ends.


My career is more dead than Stella @stoolpresidente


No matter what happens, I want to thank @Jared_Carrabis for always giving me the best blowjobs.


Dave Dombrowski can you help me out?


.@John_W_Henry please don’t fire me! It was @skennedysox! I’m being set up!


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