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Krampus

@BreakfastPoop

Engineer, cat mom, spooky disco inferno, soft princess clogged

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Me: Hey gorgeous, play pool often? Her: Yeah I’m actually pretty good. Me: Well if you wanna get better… *i take the white ball and smash it in my bare hands. In the middle is my business card. I hand it to her*


Haven’t killed a single baby today. Feeling ill 🤮😭😭😭

Liberal women are sobbing today because they REALLY want to kill their babies. Go fuck off now, you demons.



Right after adderal


The Shamwow guy has Dexter vibes and that’s making a lot of sense to me


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More like his mog shot amiright

Luigi Mangione’s mugshot has been released.

PopCrave's tweet image. Luigi Mangione’s mugshot has been released.


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The realities of women in Georgia who are actively trying to have babies after the 6 week abortion ban took effect

ask_aubry's tweet image. The realities of women in Georgia who are actively trying to have babies after the 6 week abortion ban took effect
ask_aubry's tweet image. The realities of women in Georgia who are actively trying to have babies after the 6 week abortion ban took effect

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There’s always so much hate towards people on benefits “who don’t pay their way” but never towards the very rich who actually don’t pay their way. I’ll never understand this need vs greed mentality where for some reason greed is perfectly acceptable and need is not. Weird.


I wore a cowboy hat last weekend for the first time and it felt like I was appropriating my own culture


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To the men who claim they will teach their daughters to be strong, not be victims, my parents did the same. They modeled an equitable partnership, supported our autonomy, & refused to accept limitations for us. It didn't protect me or my sister bc women don't cause male abuse.


Me confidently into the search bar: “dune smut”


I can’t wait for uterus transplants to be a thing so I can donate mine to a trans person who wants to have a baby and old religious people can stop telling me I’m selfish for not wanting children


ROLDA helping Ukrainian dogs 2022 : Make a donation today to support ROLDA helping Ukrainian dogs 2022 rescue-team.rolda.org #rolda-helping-ukrainian-dogs-2022 via @raisely


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Trans people commit 0.11% of mass shootings and are 0.5% of the population. Cis men commit 98% of mass shootings and are 50% of the population. Who exactly are the violent extremists?

esjesjesj's tweet image. Trans people commit 0.11% of mass shootings and are 0.5% of the population.

Cis men commit 98% of mass shootings and are 50% of the population.

Who exactly are the violent extremists?

This is a metaphor for my entire life


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I try so hard at everything just to keep getting it all wrong.


Christmas really decided to take two colors no sane person would ever put together and make it an entire aesthetic


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