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@BreconShadow

A nightmare daydreamer.

Had to go to A&E today as I almost went deaf. The doctor said "I know it's difficult to hear me but can you explain the symptoms?" I replied "Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair"


What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I dont know and I don't care.


I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.


My drug test came back negative. My dealer has some explaining to do.


The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family. The problem is that nobody runs in your family.


My therapist said I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that.


Say less stay blessed.


There's 3 types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.


My friend called me self-important, I almost fell off my throne!


178% of people exaggerate.


Character, like a photograph, develops in darkness.

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