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Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips

@BrexitAlex

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Definitely didn't. Not me. No, siree Bob. Nothing to see here. Please move along... #BrexitLies #CambridgeAnalytica


Hey Nigeybabes, Have you looked at the news lately or are you pissed again?

I am launching a new campaign to kill of Boris Johnson’s ruinous green agenda. We demand a referendum on Net Zero. Read all about it in the Mail on Sunday.

Nigel_Farage's tweet image. I am launching a new campaign to kill of Boris Johnson’s ruinous green agenda. 

We demand a referendum on Net Zero.

Read all about it in the Mail on Sunday.


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Definitely didn't. Not me. No, siree Bob. Nothing to see here. Please move along... #BrexitLies #CambridgeAnalytica


Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips reposted

To the fishermen who supported brexit. We have let you down and misled you. To compensate, we are today offering to pay for all your unsold fish. Simply forward your unsold stock to 55 Tufton Street, Westminster, London SW1P 3QL. Apologies again.


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I hope people will start to understand why it was so hard writing about this story because it defied all credibility, you literally couldn’t have made this shit up. But this is the best piece (by @nicohines) on Farage’s money launderer sorry fundraiser. thedailybeast.com/meet-posh-geor…


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You know how batshit INSANE this country is? One of key clues as to why the PayPal donation scheme looked to be a money laundering operation is that it was set up by a convicted money launderer. George Cottrell, who served 8 months in a federal prison thetimes.co.uk/article/17b515…


"You're having cardiac problems so we must rush you into hospital. Do you want us to inform anyone?" "OH MY GOD! Yes! Tell my hairdresser!" I have no reason to believe that anybody that worked for #CambridgeAnalytica would make anything up. #GBNews #GBeebies

Just heard a horrifying tale at the salon Repeated customers - including 3 young women in 1 day - report being rushed to A&E with heart problems after having their booster, having never had cardiac issues before I have zero reason to believe my hairdresser would make this up



When its Chairman and Lead Presenter leaves because it's such a shitshow. That's the subtext, @ThatAlexWoman, right? We're talking about @GBNEWS? It's time to pull the plug. #GBeebies #FuxNews

Alex Phillips: Modern medicine is able to extend life - but at what point does it become appropriate to prematurely end it?



Andrew, you live in France. Not only do you live in France, @afneil, you live so far down in France, you're closer to Italy than the UK. You should be supporting Italy!

My sentiments exactly. Come on England!



And what is better with your morning coffee than gobbling down some lovely gammon?

That’s what I call a good news story!



Heart in Lanzarote. Baggage in Rome. Soul in Cambridge Analytica. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

I left my heart in Lanzarote 😭 Oh to go back to my magical volcano island 🌋 Got a bit of a big job to be getting on with though... 🇬🇧 📺 😉



WAIT I just heard the most horrifying fact on the radio. That bullshit smell you get from @ThatAlexWoman's Twitter account? Yeah. You only get that when you mix democracy with Brexit lies.

WAIT I just heard the most horrifying fact on the radio. That chlorine smell you get from a swimming pool? Yeah. That only happens if it is mixed with urine.



Yes, Englanders, you're all mummy's special dumplings. Now stop flagshagging and get to work!

Happy St George’s Day fellow Englanders! What a bloody brilliant country we have. Time we started to openly acknowledge that (it’s not like we don’t know that we are exceptional. But maybe not celebrating it is the most English trait of all) Oooh. Look at that lovely flag.



Imagine having worked with Cambridge Analytica and not being able to read the data...

I never understood why this didn’t get repeatedly reported. It was utterly sensational exposing the EU’s strategy over NI The question is surely - if the border hadn’t been so weaponised with repeated threats it could stir up old tensions, would those tensions be occurring now?



Hallelujah! That's the Alex Analytica Virtue Signalling Bingo Card complete for another Easter weekend...

This frightens me. @BelindadeLucy and I went to 3 churches for quiet reflection-none open. But self-appointed ‘protestors’ get carte blanche. The destruction of tradition in the hierarchy of values at the altar of a new religion of identity politics will destroy genuine morality



Hi, can I get one that says "Hi Alex, I can definitely confirm that you did not work for Cambridge Analytica and you will make an excellent journalist on Brit Fox Lite". I'll pay you when/if it get paid. 👍

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Give it up, June. There's no patronage left. He's just a husk, sitting on his sofa, in tight shorts, getting visibly excited about foreigners and smelling like a month-old fish quota that was left in the sun. #Brexit

The most influential politician of our time, it was an honour serving with you in the Brexit Party. Thank you and good luck Nigel. 🇬🇧♥️



Hi @afneil Any chance of a job at @GBNEWS for this has-been too?

BrexitAlex's tweet image. Hi @afneil 

Any chance of a job at @GBNEWS for this has-been too?

The fact that 9 out of 10 people think that @BorisJohnson has made a complete success of #Brexit is a searing indictment of how many statistics are completely made up. #BrexitLies #CambridgeAnalytica


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I see someone has already snapped up the @BrexitAlex account now that Alexandra Phillips is trying to reinvent herself as a journalist for Great Brexit News. Good work 👍🏽

localnotail's tweet image. I see someone has already snapped up the @BrexitAlex account now that Alexandra Phillips is trying to reinvent herself as a journalist for Great Brexit News. 
Good work 👍🏽

Definitely didn't. Not me. No, siree Bob. Nothing to see here. Please move along... #BrexitLies #CambridgeAnalytica



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