British Probs
@BritainProbs
Just getting on with our lives, one cuppa at a time.
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I won an instant win hash brown from McDonald's Monopoly. They stop serving hash browns at 10:30am. I'd rather a lie in.
I'm too old for Radio 1, too young for Radio 4, and Radio 2 is shit.
This situation going on over the pond could be ended in minutes, if they only had Gazza to deploy.
I don't know which is more rude; ignoring the Big Issue seller, or giving him false hope by nodding when I don't intend to buy anything.
Apologising as if you just ran over the cashier's dog when she asks you, "Would you like a loyalty card with us?"
The BBC is broadcasting full coverage of Margaret Thatcher's funeral. I don't even like going to the funerals of people I knew.
I offered someone the last Percy Pig... They took the last Percy Pig.
My teabag ripped when I was making a cuppa. My day has been ruined.
Getting the barbecue going when the temperature exceeds 10 degrees Celsius.
When you select 'English' as the language on a computer program and they've used the American flag.
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