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96: Bros shall go camping once a year, or at least attempt to start a fire. #brocode


38: Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin. #brocode


141: A Bro can only get a manicure if (a) he's trying to sleep with the hot Asian woman performing th... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/141 #brocode


16: A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World S... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/16 #brocode


17: A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the Pyramid of Screaming. #brocode


116: A Bro shall not kill another Bro or a Bro's chance to score with a chick. #brocode


148: A Bro doesn't listen to chick music ... in front of other Bros. When alone, a Bro may listen to,... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/148 #brocode


109: When Bros attend a sporting event and see themselves on the JumboTron, they shall purse their li... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/109 #brocode


64: A Bro must provide his Bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the latter Bro's favor... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/64 #brocode


81: A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros. #brocode


49: When asked, "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond, "I got it," whether or not... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/49 #brocode


90: A Bro shows up at another Bro's party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drin... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/90 #brocode


35: A Bro never rents a chick flick. #brocode


53: Even in a drought, a Bro flushes twice. #brocode


135: If a scenario arises in which a Bro has promised two of his Bros permanent shotgun, one of the f... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/135 #brocode


126: In a scenario where two or more Bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/126 #brocode


118: When a Bro is with his Bros, he is not a vegetarian. #brocode


66: If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, his B... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/66 #brocode


54: A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Patty's Day and other official Bro holidays, incl... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/54 #brocode


24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angl... ĉĥ.de/brcd/#/24 #brocode


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