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BRO CODE- Barny Stenson

43) A Bro loves his country, unless that country isn't America.


Parents and kids ages being so close these days, like they text and snapchat like its normal to.


I'm tense that the car's not gonna be done for the garage! #FastNLoud


Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, or a Bro hug, but never a full embrace.


I think they're gonna get the Bandit car done barely in time. #FastNLoud


Richard should get his beard trademarked. #FastNLoud


That one song that makes your heart want to burst out of your chest.


Think understanding women is hard? Imagine what trying to understand a Mexican with a lisp would be like.


A bro never puts sunscreen on another bro.


If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros– His Bros are required to whistle.


Now that fall is almost here do you think that all the girls with duck faces will fly south for the winter?


A bro claims a fart after first accusing at least one other bro. Exception- Pull my finger.


A bro leaves the toilet seat up for his other bros.


A bro never turns off DIE HARD on tv.


A bro pretends to enjoy cigars.


Bros don't speak French to each other


53- Even in a drought, a bro flushes twice.


A bro never asks for directions when lost.


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