ROBERT
@Broccoli__Rob
I won a gold medal for my salsa dancing skills when I was 12. He/him. ♋️.
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Yeah I named my Christmas tree after @MrSantosNY, she’s iconic, what about it?! George Santree, ladies and gentlemen!
It’s the way trans women (including one Chicagoan!) are rocking it out on multiple Jeopardy franchises simultaneously during Eurovision week. The fortune slamming the intersection of my interests is BONKERS, we will be riding out the end of this Mercury retrograde with JOY !!!
Yeah okay, she tracks
Did I trigger my body’s celiac response or did I just order Sunday night Thai food at the absolutely hottest possible level, my weekly Monday dichotomy
Los Ángeles is a city of men with flat asses and I could simply NEVER fit in here
It’s the way @lucusfeez’s texts turned blue and I STILL don’t have a breaking news SLEW of notifications assaulting my screen. WHERE IS THE REPORTING WE DESERVE @NPR @AP
Honestly I’ve never been prouder of myself than when I just took Chicago CTA 36 bus AT NIGHT, BOTH WAYS to a hookup and never waited more than 3 minutes for a bus. @cta, y’all DID THAT.
A man referred to me as “super hot in a Euphoria way” and I don’t know if I should be vain and immensely flattered, or deeply concerned for the public perception of my weekend habits and mental state
It’s so cute how my gay doctor asks me at my STI check if I need a rectal swab as if I’m *not* sitting in front of him with faux pearl martini glass earrings hanging from both my lobes
Cumming out of tweet hibernation to tell y’all I am *absolutely* h-word today
My ex’s father posted this on Facebook this morning. I think this is an appropriate time to say ELECTRIC CHAIR????
My 28 year-old ass when @crissles and @KidFury asked who the hell is still watching Jeopardy in earnest
“I was doing Poppers, and I made eye contact with a pedestrian!” — my roommate, a straight woman, on why we need curtains in our living room
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