Brogrammer's profile picture. I pump iron and pump out code. I commit, to Github, not girls. Send brogrammer-related stuff to  brogrammertweets@gmail.com

Brogrammer

@Brogrammer

I pump iron and pump out code. I commit, to Github, not girls. Send brogrammer-related stuff to [email protected]

If programming languages were weapons: perl is a Molotov cocktail. C++ is a pair of nunchuks. m.9gag.com/gag/anXEbe0


My type of job: write code, work out, get the girl. A developer's life at Ayuda.

Brogrammer's tweet image. My type of job: write code, work out, get the girl. A developer's life at Ayuda.

Apparently, it's the age of the @brogrammer, though the photo totally sucks. sfbg.com/2014/07/15/age…

Brogrammer's tweet image. Apparently, it's the age of the @brogrammer, though the photo totally sucks. sfbg.com/2014/07/15/age…

Brogrammer pick-up line: Want to see my hard disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


Brogrammer pick-up line: You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.


Two of the Defcon @HackerJeopardy categories: "Tits" and "Asses."

Brogrammer's tweet image. Two of the Defcon @HackerJeopardy categories: "Tits" and "Asses."

Brogrammer pick-up line: Hey baby, you wanna come over tonight and handle my events?


Wherein the @washingtonpost purports to delve inside my mind wapo.st/1beGaVD


Hackers and hookers—the ultimate brogrammer party. sfist.com/2013/10/23/loc…


Neuroeconomics! New field on brain science and economics. Does it one up behavioral economics? qz.com/125803/market-…


Titstare. The ultimate brogrammer hackathon project. valleywag.gawker.com/techcrunch-dis…


Beer pong. One of the 10 essential steps to becoming a @brogrammer. tnw.co/15zpdjI


Best Linux ad ever. "Don't worry. Our servers won't go down on you either." valleywag.com/290765/a-blowj…


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