Peter B. Parker
@BrokeBackSpider
All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker and I'm the one and only Spider-Man. #BicycleSpiderMan #SpiderDads #MDNI
My name is Peter B. Parker. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like being a (ex) husband and a father. I was enlisted into the #SpiderSociety against my better judgement. Now I'm helping to save the multiverse one dimension at a time. #Spiderverse & #Marvel616 blended #RP
-grins- I'm coming with, but I'll catch up. Gotta grab Mayday.
Why would you want to rearrange my guts? =Beat= Shocking shock. I meant LITERALLY, cochino! Por dios. Whatever. I'm going back home.
Let's just-- I wouldn't-- I'm gonna stop you right there. Not the right phrasing, big guy. I should be the only one rearranging your guts. And yeah, I remember your "snores" too. That noise complaint was totally on you.
Being almost gored is worse than getting slammed into a bus! He would have rearranged my guts. Would you have wanted that, Parker? It was you. I know it because I distinctly remember those "snores" you had two weeks ago.
"Almost" being the key word there! Unlike you, I wasn't "almost" slammed into a bus... Is that what we're calling it now or is that just 2099 lingo? Know what? Doesn't matter. Those were /your/ "snores."
ME? He almost gored me and you shocking laughed! You deserved getting slammed into that bus. Twice. Also, @2099solutions notified me we got noise complaints because of your... "snores."
Do you remember the last time we patrolled together? Oof! Don't get me wrong, I'd like that, but sheesh, I thought you were gonna leave me to the wolves-- er, the Rhinos.
After my meetings tomorrow we can patrol together. I haven't been out for a few days and already feel sluggish.
Right. Sorry about that. That's probably for the best, too much time on my hands, anyway.
Please do, the scent triggers migraines. Especially when they are the cheap one he smokes. Good. I guess. I'm putting you back to full-time status on Monday.
Note to self: Take a shower after visiting Logan. He's fine, or y'know, as good as any Logan can be, I guess.
Wasn't hard. I could smell the cigar smoke on you when you walked into my office. It's cute you think you can hide things from me, Peter. Did you enjoy your time with, Logan? =Swipes the monitors away=
I wasn't-- I mean-- okay, you caught me!
I did ask you that, good boy. Oh? How did that work out? Have fun shocking around?
Noon. Got it. Oh right, you asked me that, huh? Not much, had to take care of a few things back in my dimension.
Hah, sure, "research." ...I don't know what I meant by that. Anyway, uh, yeah, reports. In by tomorrow. When do your meetings start again?
Yes. It's called "research," Parker. ... Have them in my inbox tomorrow morning before my block of meetings. Humor me, what /did/ you do all day?
Do you even know what baseball is? And the reports? Oh yeah, totally finished those! -lying-
If she's not taking over HQ when I die, then she should be a professional baseball player. Were you able to complete those documents?
She is an EXPERT at those webbing balls. ... Yup, still regret making her those web shooters.
Mayday decided today, out of all days, to make a ball out of webbing to chuck at my FACE while on a meeting with our finance team. One of our generators blew due to the heat. Spent most of the day fixing that mess. Who knew it took five technicians to fix one generator.
-picks him up and carries him off to bed, being mindful to talk quietly to not aggravate Miguel's migraine- Yup, definitely bedtime.
I think it's time for bed, I can feel a migraine brewing behind my left eye. =Full weight on Peter now, arms wrapping around the smaller man=
-wraps his arms around Miguel, hugging the taller man tightly- Hey, big guy. -his tone is soft, and there is concern in his voice- You doing alright? Is it bedtime?
=Pads over to him and presses his body against Peter's. Slowly he leans more of his weight into Peter. He's exhausted, patrol went sideways, and he just want to stop having flashbacks. Work wasn't distracting enough to drown them out=
Yeah, Miggy?
Party time, HQ! 🎉🎉🎉 Please head to sector 5 for a night of celebration and lots of food! Happy birthday, Peter Parker(s)! 🥳🥳🥳
I should probably thank Cap for his service then.
I would pop outta a cake for you, but don't want Cap to get hurt at me regiftin' his gift.
Ay, not you again!
It took eight hours for them to complete a four hour mission, not including a forty minute lunch break. I don't understand his reasons.
🔊Good morning, #SpiderSociety🔉 Review your daily duties and mission requests in the SSHQ Portal! Happy birthday, Peter Parker(s)! The Peter Parker(s) PDay Party is tonight! Celebrating all variants of Peters!🎉🥳 Unrelated news, our pizza budget will be empty for August✨
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