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I'm Deadpool. No, really. Quit looking at my boobs.. Yeah, yeah. I know, they're nice. No, you can't touch them. ●RP•MC● #PERP #Asshole

Surprise!!!! #ApocaLENA Happy early birthday, @AmbiguousMercy!! Love you!


Happy birthday, @FruityFreckles! Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble, add the cake and eat ice cream, um, I mean.


#Inactive as of now. Follow ComicKodi if you have a personal.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @PURRSLIKEMYRIDE!!! You're the best friend a guy could ask for. I love you, from everywhere! Have a great day!


Pft. Mister Rogers is a badass. So your point doesn't have a tip, nerd.

Might I suggest Google? And, Bill Nye is Mister Rogers compared to me.



You're making that up. You're no Bill Nye.

Excellent question. Powered cheese.



I've got a science quiz for you. How the fuck do cheez-its /actually/ get all of that cheese into one little bite?


[[Pinches @FeedMyImpulse's cheek.]] You're a doll.


@FeedMyImpulse He should be teaching you. I'm disappointed. Might have to cut his head off again.


@FeedMyImpulse That's what we call killing them in their sleep. No pain equals nice murder. Has Wade taught you nothing?


@FeedMyImpulse Um, duh. You've got your nice murder, mean murder, messy murder, clean murder.. Lots of differences.


@FeedMyImpulse Guess not! [[Spinning around on my heel, blonde hair whipping, before falling over my shoulder.]] It's the feminine touch.


@FeedMyImpulse That just means you don't have enough murder in your diet. I can teach you to fix that.


@FeedMyImpulse They're the reason it's dead. [[Turns to face the camera.]] Is she serious? Two Wades... That'd kill any brain.


Tell them to come say hi, @FeedMyImpulse. Wade owes me.


[[Giving @FeedMyImpulse's head a firm shake, surprised when a chimichanga falls out.]] Huh. Maybe you do.


[[Taking hold of @FeedMyImpulse's head, before lending down to stare directly into her ear.]] Nope. It's too clean in there for Wade.


[[Scoffs at the sight.]] You've got the wrong one of us.


[[Slides on by and steals all of this.]]

The ball of dough is a chocolate doughcano filled with cheesecake, caramel, chocolate and YUM.

RachWithAPen's tweet image. The ball of dough is a chocolate doughcano filled with cheesecake, caramel, chocolate and YUM.
RachWithAPen's tweet image. The ball of dough is a chocolate doughcano filled with cheesecake, caramel, chocolate and YUM.
RachWithAPen's tweet image. The ball of dough is a chocolate doughcano filled with cheesecake, caramel, chocolate and YUM.


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