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There should be a TouchTunes at the grocery store


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Over shared my inner turmoil at the Waffle House.


If we had sent Obama-era Lil B to Eurovision he would’ve swept that shit


Easter is on 4/20 this year? Buddy, I’m gonna get so stoned, they’re gonna have to roll me away


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sabrina wasn’t the first carpenter to be chastised by the public. stay blessed


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Joan Baez watching Bob Dylan play Halo on her XBox: Bob. That's the Needler. You're going to want that, Bob. Bob Dylan: how do I drivee the goddamcar


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When you gonna stop having shrimps with the wimps & come have leek stew with my freak crew?


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I actually like the guys that ride ATVs and dirtbikes around town revving their engines and doing wheelies. At least they’re getting out there and doing something. Plus they’re harbingers of spring


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The thing about Islam is they have the big black cube. the other religions have very few cubes, perhaps none at all


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If Kendrick Lamar dropped man at the garden in the 90s he will get a response from Mobb Deep Nas Biggie 2Pac BIG L Wu Tang Beyonce’s husband Back then hip hop was about competition, he really said “tell me why you deserve the greatest of all time mf” and everyone went quiet


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He knew.

Feels like DK gets traded this offseason.



Wasabi hurts so good


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There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it


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A manager was telling us yesterday how hard it is to get fired here and used the example of a guy who showed up to work clearly drunk twice before they fired him and apparently “so I get to show up drunk once” was not the point he was trying to get across


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Falling out the Sky - billy woods, ELUCID, & The Alchemist ft. Earl Sweatshirt This is what real music sounds like.

In case you're wondering, this is what real music sounds like. not BS rap song with filled with incomprehensible slang words about sex.



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An explanation of “Man At The Garden” I wasn’t prepared to hear today. Credit: @Su_Coo_


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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.


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Had a dream I was watching the Oscars and Conan's only joke was "Viggo Mortensen is here tonight" but it was never clear if Viggo Mortensen was actually there


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