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Happy early flag day guys.


Taco Bell and energy drink before gym- I live life on the edge


It’s freakin Friday - get freakin


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Photo Study. 🎮

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FLAG DAY

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I’ve been getting 8-10 pound chunks of bismuth and copper recommended to me on Amazon, what does the algorithm think I need?


Went to the front door to get my package from the usps driver, he said he had to take a picture of it at my front door and I wasn’t wearing any shoes or socks so I’m pretty sure my feet are in the usps’ database now


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You’re Special the bear. Birthday: November 2, 2004. “As I was sitting quietly A special thought occurred to me Here’s a gift for all you do Because the special thought was you !”

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Birthday: November 2, 2004.
“As I was sitting quietly
A special thought occurred to me
Here’s a gift for all you do
Because the special thought was you !”

What’s in between sipping and chugging? Slurping?


Had a dream I bought a pallet of vitamin water from Amazon, this dream can become a reality


Who ever put a fake $100 bill on the ground in downtown Salisbury thank you for improving my day for 5 seconds, good prank. But also screw you


Happy flag day guys


I’m using my anniversary tweet to wish you a Happy early flag day. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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                                                                  Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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just ate like 6 cupcakes send help


I love hearing “good lord almighty boy god damn” when I’m in the middle of emptying my bowels in a public bathroom


Doesn’t matter who you are, how do you wipe?

Sitting %62.5
Standing %37.5

8 vote · Final results


Candy necklace to the movies, what are they going to do? It’s jewelry


They canceled the old west radio show nights on npr

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Just moved into my new place, what do you guys think? #newhouse #adultlife #winning

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DEATH BATTLE! Cosmo Kramer VS Sprite Cranberry Lebron James

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When are they going to start making 3-99% milk?


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