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*studying in a silent study room*. *friend looks over*: “I’m worried about the geese, the weather is going to fuck them up for sure.” Me:..............


My little sister “email me at bigmarry105” Me:”HAHAHAHA”


Friend whispers “I feel drunk” Me: “it’s non alcoholic punch......”


“And then I had a hot doctor and he had to stick his finger up my arsehole”- anonymous


“He’s fine, he’s got a turkey and a wife.”- Shannon


“We’re AFBs, you know what that is? Anal fuck buddies”-source unknown


“Sometimes I wake up with cheeto dust on me”-unknown


Rebecca Solnit: if I were a man theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…


I drank an iced coffee without sugar today .


When you eat something and it turns out to be a waste of calories. Fml


She's her "not so pretty, bitchy friend".


"I hope you shit yourself, from that coffee and cheese." -anonymous


Wearing some velour mc hammer looking pants, she looked like she step fresh out the thrift shop. Kina made me nervous


Loving me a great mistake because I have never loved myself.


Been faded for a week


If Lindsay Lohan knew how I spent my week, she would be proud.


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