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Never leave your pet in a parked car, even with the windows cracked during warm and hot weather. More heat safety tips at sdhumane.org/staycool.
sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese
if vaccines caused autism we would have high speed rail
sorry for being such a bitch i’m overstimulated
Calling going to the gym going to the james because we aren’t that familiar
TBH I’d consider paying $80/month for that if there were no commercials and I could still watch whatever whenever. That’s where cable really fell short
Starting a new company. It's called "Cable." We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them. Raising $750m at a $10b valuation.
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Crying bc Chewy sent me this painted portrait of MoonPie!! I even updated her profile picture a year ago in the hopes they would paint one!
they should have bring ur girlfriend to work day
Reminds me of when my mom banned me from using Club Penguin bc she found out my username was Candy4Boyz
Remind me to tell y’all about the time I got catfished on Club Penguin while playing mancala with penguin user “justin69” who convinced me he was Zac Efron
It blows my mind that it's legal for advertisers to stuff our mailboxes with garbage and there's nothing we can do about it.
The girl that handed me my drink in the starbucks drive thru told me my winged eyeliner looked very even. She’s doing god’s work 😭
I was recently frustrated/upset about not being able to find my Amazon package and MoonPie launched herself at me and bit my neck so yeah
Your cat can tell if you are upset. It simply does not change its behavior.
I’m all for tipping but it’s getting out of hand. Petco really asked how much I was gonna tip them to ship my cat litter.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that feels this way!
I always forget that it’s possible to feel different later than I do right now so I end up saying things like: “I don’t think I can make it next week. I’m a little sleepy.”
Questions like these are why I’m on Twitter
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