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Chri$Deezle

@CDEEZLE

I just hopped in a uber and I know this nigga been fartin in here all night🤣😭😭


That Father's Day luv be fake af😂😂😂 it's cool tho we got us😎✊🏾


Ladies if you invited me to your table what should I bring🤔


They really be checking on me to make sure I'm still single wooowwww that's crazy😂😂😂


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All my close friends in relationships, engaged, or married…then it’s me 🥴 lol


It's something bout gettin on a ✈️ and flyin solo to whenever and whatever happens happens 😎


Ppl really be trying to use me I must have a dumb face😂


Back to back surgery same dates lol 100% here I come


Why is it that my single carefree positive lifestyle angers most women I come across. That shit crazy🤔


I'm so laid back and open minded shortys can't deal wit me I don't get it😂


Accidentally gettin on a swinger bus in New Orleans was LIT(The rolling pineapple)😂...... 🗣AYOOOO KAREN BACK HERE SLANGIN NECK!!!


Damn I come to Orlando and everybody busy or gone it's boring AF😭


Imagine you got a 🏠 and you meet 💁🏽‍♀️and She got a 🏠 now yall discussing which 🏡 yall gonna live in and which 🏠 yall gonna rent out 🥰💸👫


Yo British rappers sound like Jamaicans rappin in King James Version 👑🙌🏾⚔


It's to early for this she really tryin to hustle $25 🤣🤣🤣

CDEEZLE's tweet image. It's to early for this she really tryin to hustle $25 🤣🤣🤣
CDEEZLE's tweet image. It's to early for this she really tryin to hustle $25 🤣🤣🤣
CDEEZLE's tweet image. It's to early for this she really tryin to hustle $25 🤣🤣🤣

Guy: Hello Miss wanna catch a movie with me. Girl: Definitely, slide me 25 for the sitter "Guy cashapps $25" Guy on phone: Hey I'm here where you at. Girl phone: (operator) the number you have dialed is not in service......


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How I feel watching $XRP do whatever the Hell it feels like.


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A proverb

MASTERCHEFBAKER's tweet image. A proverb

Right notes📒 use a calendar📆 plan things out is that so hard to do damn. It shouldn't be that hard to organize yourself 😤😡🤬👹


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