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The climactic battle to kill a false being within, to victoriously conclude a spiritual resolution.


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What’s the proper age for me to start groaning in pain while urinating In a public restroom?


do you happen to have an HD version of this?


How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket.


What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.


How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.


When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


Spreading butter is so stressful. There's such a small margarine of error.


This girl behind me said she remembered me from the vegetarian club, but I've never met herbivore.


I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid... he says he can stop anytime.


I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me.


They told me I have Type A blood, but it was a Type O.


I used to know a homeless man named Rich


that's basically what it looked like


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


Two peanuts were walking down the street... one was a salted


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