CGIS_Elevator's profile picture. I transport wordy people to the fourth floor, mathy people to the third floor, and lazy people to the second. I like to listen.

CGIS_Elevator

@CGIS_Elevator

I transport wordy people to the fourth floor, mathy people to the third floor, and lazy people to the second. I like to listen.

Senior Prof [alone in elevator]: People shouldn't be out at BBQs. They should be working. [Silence] I hate Labor Day.


G4: #Irene was a joke. G2: Yeah. How am I ever gonna get through 30 cans of baked beans? G4: You bought 30 cans... G2: Yes, OK? Yes, I did.


G4 [in elevator alone]: You know, @CGIS_Elevator_2 kind of sounds like Rory. [silence] You know it's true... [silence] OK. Be like that.


I'll continue to ignore the histrionic tactics of the competition. Stick with me, loyal, wholesome CGISers! We'll have a party, the 7 of us!


Young Prof: Have you heard? The elevator tweets now! Old Prof: Is that so? Better watch what we say in here. [exits] Young Prof: Just... wow


G2: Is it true that there's a shower in the sub-basement? G4: . . . I wouldn't know [side-eye]


G7 #1: So you gonna take your finishing up grant next year? G7 # 2: Probably not. G7 #1: Yeah, me neither.


[silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] G1 #1: "Was that...?" G1 #2: "Yeah" #GaryKing


Prof #1: Can't believe the summer is nearly over. Prof #2: I know. A week from now, it'll be swarming with students.


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