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Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."
Be sad or angry or whatever emotion fits tonight. But we will come to see that the better team won the World Series and the Phillies had a great run that brought baseball back to this city.
Sending this out to the Twitterverse with hopes that professional athletes take note. Sportsmanship comes in many forms.
.@Dylanlarkin39 really gave that guy $20 for a new beer 😂 Nice guy. Tries hard. Loves the game. 🍻 🎥 @DetroitRedWings
Anyone curious about how America would do under full Republican rule needs only look at Florida or Texas.
I just backed I'm Not Sad on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/leodi…
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I'm Not Sad
An album of new music chronicling close personal encounters with life, death, transcendence of suffering, and prognosticating rodents.
.@senatormartinpa please support HB 1154 that expands consumer options by allowing cocktails to-go and spirits-based RTDs to be sold wherever malt- and wine-based RTDs are in #PA.
Bought a package of lettuce from "Mamas and Papas Grocery"--- Got home, and guess what? All the leaves are brown.
"I was thirsty, and you gave me something to drink."* - Matthew 25:35 *Offer not valid in Georgia.
Rep. Massie: "I'm selfish and stupid, but at least I respond to incentives!"
Me no geologist, but me think dat rock look a lot like me...
Meanwhile volcanic rocks are being found in Brazil that look like Cookie Monster
Exactly.
Headlines complaining about Biden’s peloton and Rolex after 4 years of a dude with a literal gold toilet are beyond parody
When I'm a 78-year-old man who has dedicated my life to public service, lived through the death of a spouse and more than one child, and am elected president in the midst of pandemic to clean up after a sociopathic idiot, I'm wearing a fucking Rolex, too. nytimes.com/2021/01/22/fas…
No one should be as talented, at as many different things, as Justin Timberlake. Pick a lane, dude!
Fitting that it is a windy day, blowing out the stench of the last administration. Tattered and faded flags representing the worst of us now blowing away in the breeze.
Trump pardoning a guy indicted by the Trump Justice Department for defrauding Trump supporters over the fake Trump wall is a fitting ending to the Trump presidency.
Incredibly sad news. After nearly 40 years, the @Capsteps — the musical political satire act that was skewering politicians when @RandyRainbow was in diapers (literally) — is closing up shop due to the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic. wtop.com/entertainment/…
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Capitol Steps leave hilarious legacy after four decades of clever political comedy - WTOP News
After four decades of spoofing the events going on Capitol Hill, the Capitol Steps political comedy troupe is finally hanging it up.
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