Chris Simmons
@CJS_HFW
🏴 🇪🇸 Cornish Madrileño - Payneball disciple and Nissan Micra advocate
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Posiblemente sea la mejor carta que se ha hecho nunca a los Reyes Magos “La Nintendo Switch y un chaleco antibalas”
*Mi prima lesbiana presenta a su novia en Nochevieja* Mi tío el cuñado: “Al final las únicas que van a cenar almejas hoy son ellas”
Ronnie O’Sullivan: “If Mark Selby is struggling mentally and I’m struggling mentally and John Higgins is struggling mentally then the other 124 players will 1 million per cent be struggling.”
14 years ago today, no signs or thoughts to suggest he wasn’t feeling himself Always check in on each other lads 💙🎗️
Alastair Cook faced more balls in his Brisbane double ton in 2010 than England faced in the whole Test here.
My sister was really enjoying the Halo content and now you’ve shut it down, and she can’t even understand it as it’s not in pink with Matchas and Labubus. Shame on you @SkySports
Mi futuro hijo no recibirá paga hasta que no analice tácticamente el bloque bajo de Borja Jiménez contra el Barcelona.
𝑵𝑨𝑮𝑶𝑹𝑬, te acabas de convertir en una de las mejores intervenciones de la historia de #ElDíaDespués.
Actor Rory Kinnear sums up the beauty of Test match cricket absolutely perfectly here ❤️ #BBCCricket #ENGvIND
🗣️ Bayern CEO Karl–Heinz Rummenigge on players complaining about the packed football calendar: “I get why they’re frustrated — but players and their agents have played a part in this. By constantly demanding higher wages, they’ve pushed clubs to chase bigger revenues. And where…
Devastating news for American Wrexham fans this
Plastic wet wipes to be banned in Wales from 2026 bbc.in/3Zzh8kY
It takes several years, it’s very complex and it costs tens of thousands of dollars to fix your spouse’s papers you disgusting, old, evil bitch.
Really don’t get why everyone is so against this. Football should reward winning stuff, and, it’s the “Champions” League. It’s arguably more arbitrary and random to qualify for finishing 5th in your domestic league than it is to qualify for actually winning a fucking trophy.
Spurs - 17th. United 16th. They’ve lost 37 league games between them. Only the 3 relegated clubs are worse. One or the other is supposed to be playing CL football next season. UEFA have to re-visit that decision now. It shouldn’t be allowed.
If ever you needed evidence of why giving penalties based on ultra slow motion replays is terrible…
Amazing game! Again showing why knockout football is football at its purest and most watchable. Bloated group stage added nothing to CL but dilution of already mostly unimportant games. Nothing better than Cups with everything to play for. Not good for the greedy though 💵
Crying cuz this just appeared on my TL
Spurs - 17th. United 16th. They’ve lost 37 league games between them. Only the 3 relegated clubs are worse. One or the other is supposed to be playing CL football next season. UEFA have to re-visit that decision now. It shouldn’t be allowed.
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