Talking to my dad about his partying days, instead of calling it a "Banger" he said they called them "Rippers". Honestly going to try to bring that back.
I better end up in the back of a Hyundai Sonata tonight. #VladeDivac
Really hope Spotify hits me with another daylist playlist like this soon
Update: she cut the line and got into a screaming match with a 14 year old.
The lady in front of me in the TSA line is freaking out about missing her flight cause the line is too long. She also has a full Starbucks cup in her hand. #Priorities
The lady in front of me in the TSA line is freaking out about missing her flight cause the line is too long. She also has a full Starbucks cup in her hand. #Priorities
Just text a girl "Very Mindful, Very Demure" might be time to call it a night
I think I have just made the decision that I will be betting every single NFL game this season.. stay tuned for the week 1 slate.
Me: "Babe how is your food?" Her: "it's okay it's a 3 out of 5 on the boom meter"
They say don't go grocery shopping when your hungry, now it's don't go grocery shopping when your horny SMH 🤦🏻
Thought of the day: Her: "Hey" -Somethings Wrong Her: "Heyy" -She's so into me
Me when I come back from the bars and someone try's to make me drink water to sober up
Had a review meeting for work this morning , my boss gave me a compliment and I said "BOOM" on accident. I don't know if I'll recover from that
Official Stats for the day: -12 hours at an amusement park -3 Rides Rode -6 girls talked to (Friends I went to the park with) -7 Drinks -4 lb weight loss of sweat -1 Country Concert That's what I call a good day folks!
Happy National GF Day! Where ever you are I hope you are having a great day ❤️
Burner Twitter, please do your thing. I left it all on the floor last night but need help finding my future wife. PLS RT to spread the word
That’s gonna get a 5/5 on the boom meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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