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That time of year again. What's on your #UnofficialCMCPacking list? Beer-soaked foam Stag head? PuckFomona tank? #victory Infinite red cups?
I can officially outdrink my parents in Beer Pong. How's that for a #CMCeducation?! #SuckItForbesList @CMCFroshProblem
In recent news, ASCMC Senate makes it raaaaainnnn on WoFo #BetterIdeaThanWorkStudy
The number of photos on Facebook of me too shitfaced to remember how to smile has skyrocketed since I came to CMC @CMCFroshProblem
When I throw up in Ducey tonight, it's a political statement, not because I pregamed Condy... @CMCFroshProblem
The reason TNC has just become #OccupyMyRoom cdn2.mademan.com/wp-content/upl… @CMCFroshProblem #ReadAndWeep
Condoleezza has been moved to Ducey? Looks like all future CMS vs PP rivalry games have been relocated to the Ath #HowYouLikeUsNow
Sure. I'll boycott Frank. As long as it's not ice cream sundae bar night... @CMCFroshProblem
1712 people just fell in love with Adam Griffith. #IWIllBeYourIntern @CMCFroshProblem
Dear CMC, here is my resume (list of everyone I've ever hooked up with) and some naked pictures. #ReplyAllBitches @CMCFroshProblem
Just realized that in all of the pictures I sent home to Mom&Dad, on a scale of 1 to WAAASTEDDD, I'm an 11. #Thnx4Tuition! @CMCFroshProblem
Singing acapella is a one way ticket to getting laid. #IllBeYourLittleDirtyGirl @CMCFroshProblem
Announcement: Will Trade Sexual Favors for Harvey Mudd/Scripps Friends! #TrickorDrink @CMCFroshProblem #CMCFroshProblem
There's so much vodka in my fridge that my water doesn't fit... #Sacrifices @CMCFroshProblem #CMCFroshProblem
My pickup line has a 100% success rate. "I'm drunk and won't remember anything that happens tonight" @CMCfroshProblem
True Life: The Party Inform is My Bible #GenisisOfSchwasted #DrunkenRevelations @CMCFroshProblem #CMCFroshProblem
Flut - flannel slut. #HappyBdayMcKenna @CMCFroshProblem #CMCFroshProblem
I have Dominoes about as often as I *have* my freshman year mistake hookup. AKA every time I’m blackout drunk @CMCFroshProblem
Just deleted my mom on fb, turns out she doesn't appreciate my weekly Thursday status "waaaaaaaaasstedd!!!!" @CMCFroshProblem
Wait, does TNC not stand for Thursday Night Concussion?? @CMCFroshProblem #CMCfroshProblem
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