CMPunkTheBatman's profile picture. Lovable jerk. Often confused with the Flash (only in bed though) Once tipped a stripper's car over a cliff.
(RP, FL)

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@CMPunkTheBatman

Lovable jerk. Often confused with the Flash (only in bed though) Once tipped a stripper's car over a cliff. (RP, FL)

Where is that Slutty Kelly RP? I wanna fuck her on the timeline.


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@CMPunkTheBatman You and I, should be together. I love you, a lot. <3


@xTarynTerrellx *side steps you and laughs* You even fight like a slut.


@xTarynTerrellx Truth hurts, doesn't it, whore?


@xTarynTerrellx I'm calling you a Slutty because I do know you. You're a filthy tramp, willing to suck any dick that's shaken at you.


@xTarynTerrellx Fuck you, you stupid slut. You're not that hot anyway. I was being nice and you thought I was lowering myself to your level?


@xTarynTerrellx I'm not flirting, I'm just being nice. Fuck you.


@xTarynTerrellx That sounds fun. For them, mostly. Your voice is so cute. *brushes your hair from your face, smiling softly*


@xTarynTerrellx What are you up to, besides being the most beautiful woman on the planet?


Who wants to come into DMs with the Best in the World?


Getting sleeeeeepy....


Be back later. I have to prepare for Meat Head.


I think Randy Orton is retarded. He just looks like he is.


@xDBryanYESNOx Nope. I'm going to win it from him. I will be undisputed champion and you will just be goatface.


@SinisterDMac *pulls a lizard out of my pocket and grins* He likes to drive. *puts him in the truck and ties him down with a rubber band*


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