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Science News from Cold Spring Horrors Laboratory, where our science goes to eleven! Par0dy account of science and it's horrors. Deeply unfunny.

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Now open to the public! Come tour the @CSHLaboratory Lobster Pits. We feed them failing graduate students and other troublemakers every day at 11:30 AM. Come witness this unique and educational event! Please call in advance to book tours for large school groups.


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As part of our yearly “DNA Games” at @CSHLaboratory, we have gladiator fights where junior faculty fight with micropipettes and petri dishes. Winner gets tenure, loser gets thrown to the lobsters. It’s a jolly ol’ time for all.


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It’s the beard. Once Huberman grew it out the stimulated hair follicles activated the keratin-dopaminergic-testosterone axis, which through the process of neuroplasticity rewired his brain into who he is now. He’s having a special 6.5 hour episode on “Samson Syndrome” next month!


Always sad to see a great scientist fall. After he resolves this nothingburger, he’ll always be welcome at @CSHLaboratory


New at the gift shop! Table salt made from grad student tears. Don't miss this opportunity to taste the @CSHLaboratory legacy.


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We are super excited to congratuale our Dear Leader at @CSHLaboratory for being named NAS member for the 34th time! We will be erecting a commemorative statue of Dear Leader’s #NASmember to celebrate!


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Here at @CSHLaboratory we have them fight in the courtyard using only a micropipetter and a petri dish. First to go down gets kicked out.


I mean, I’d sell my twitter handle for $50K…


This is not my beautiful house…


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Welcome to our latest installment of the GlamSci podcast where we explore fascinating science topics to enhance your life. This time around, we’re discussing the insane dopamine-enhancing powers of flatulence! That’s right, you heard (and smelled) us correctly!


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