The Carlson Douche
@CSOMDouche
Analyzing your girl's yield curves and depreciating your mother's assets * Not affiliated with the Carlson School of Management *
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Posting Carlson yaks making fun of myself because nobody else is important enough to make fun of me besides me #Synergy #Competencies
Wanted to shit on East Bank today.. It smelled like the feces of failure and low job placement so I went to #Carlson to #ShitExcellence
When shawty hasn't immunized her liabilities and assets to interest rate risk <<<< #TellDatBitchSwuuuuurve
When shawty ain't let u do a SWOT analysis of dat ass <<<<<<<
Fuck just got done jerking it to my networking portfolio. #Carlson
Ayyyy gurl are you a synergy rich strategic buyer? Cuz you got my multiple expanding 😏
Wanted: an intern (a jobless art major slave) to paint houses for my college works painting empire
Currently: on the Starbucks balcony, sprinkling cash on peasant CLA students from above as they trudge to their Friday classes #CSOMFridays
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